You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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