I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
You ate ashes out of my bong
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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