dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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