I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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