Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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