This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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