There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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