are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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