Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
