I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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