The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Farmville is her only friend.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
