Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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