she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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