I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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