I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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