Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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