his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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