when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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