i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
