also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I showed him my bush... on skype.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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