"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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