dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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