The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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