you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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