he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
