just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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