There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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