Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
