I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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