this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
dude. I can hear the air.
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