She announced her abortion via fbk
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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