he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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