this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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