it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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