That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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