Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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