Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
it hurts more in the daytime
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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