Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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