What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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