dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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