found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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