you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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