we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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