U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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