Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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