Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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