i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I love black thongs
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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