HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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