I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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