I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
he shaved USA in his pubs
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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