He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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