youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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