My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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