The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
