I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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