Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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