Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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