Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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