I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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